Nut Mugger
an overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy’s pants and at his nuts.
bob: that striper is such a nut mugger. she would not leave me alone.
fred:yea, she wanted your nuts bad!
someone who develops an unnatural attachment to another person, especially when that person is unworthy of being put on a pedestal. basically someone who obsesses over a giant loser, in effect, making them an even bigger loser for emulating that person.
ashley is a giant nutmugger on leah, which is really disappointing, considering that leah is more annoying than the freecreditreport commercials.
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