nut napkin


a small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
you better stop leaving your f-cking nut napkins laying on my furniture son….

Read Also:

  • Kadère

    poser, fake gangster. you are no g, you are a kadère, mate!

  • migitate

    the philosophical process of turning someone into a midget yeah hes way to big headed, lets migitate him

  • on the mizzie

    slang phrase meaning “tomorrow” “hey, want to hit the club on the mizzie?”

  • painballing

    the act of inflicting pain upon one’s genitals through use of a paintball gun. “i was bored the other night so my gf and i decided to do a little painballing. i’m still sore!”

  • longed out

    when somone or something you’re waiting on just takes so long and you’re getting so impatient, you’re being longed out. i got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night. bruv, swear down don’t long me out, you better be here by 9.


Disclaimer: nut napkin definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.