Nut-Shot Hernia Repair


a method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. the repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some “specimen” if they want and/or need to procreate.
the “nut-shot hernia repair” will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient’s hernia.

should we let him deposit a s-m-n sample before the repair?

no, he’s a trauma patient.

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