nutty buddy


the new term for “friends with benefits”.
donald and i are nutty buddy’s
a little debbie cake with two wafer sticks containing peanut b-tter and chocolate
you: ayo let me get a nutty buddy
other: nah u can get a oatmeal cake
a delicious chocolate and peanut b-tter snack of stacked wafers. the correct way to eat said fortress is to pry off each wafer layer one by one, thus extending the time this heaven-sent food is caressing your tastebuds.
john: “my mom packed me a nutty buddy for lunch today! friggin’ sweet!”

bob: “dude, you’re in high school now.”

john: “you mad.”
referring to the male t-st-cl-s. also the name of a peanut b-tter snack cookie.
dude! put some underwear on and cover up those nutty buddies.
when you rub peanut b-tter all over your b-lls and have a dog lick it off.
hey did you see rich and his dog buddy on letterman last night? he performed a ‘nutty buddy’ on ‘stupid pet tricks.’
a fart that slips between your sweaty sack and your thigh leaving a feeling that feels like a bubble came through your crotch
d-mn dude what’s that smell?

dude i just farted a nutty buddy
when you diarrhea all over your nut sack
i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy

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