nymphomercial
infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.
i saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.
infomercial talking about nothing but s-x
i was watching a nymphomercial about d-ld-s and vibraters
any late-night tv commercial, paid advertising, for s-x-chat, adult “dating” lines, etc. typically these are the phone numbers than begin with 976 or 900.
charlie liked to stay up until 3:00 am and watch the hot chicks on the nymphomercials.
(n.) – a tv infomercial that is so s-xy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have s-x with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.
“oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on tv last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? it was awesome!”
— overheard at a watercooler in an office building in atlanta
on april 3, 2011
an infomercial with a strong s-xual connotation, such as a girls gone wild ad.
tommy was up all night flipping through the channels to find nymphomercials.
noun- those late night commercials for phone s-x and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.
“i was so h-rny last night that i almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial.”
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