Nyquil Log


sickness can strike at any moment, in this modern world of fast-paced lifestyles and high-calorie toasty quizno’s torpedos.

the only way to ensure a quick rebound from any illness that trashes your system is to spring a comprehensive three-day nyquil implementation-protection situation, or nips

following a stringent daily/nightly intake of water, nyquil, high-pulp orange juice, and safeway’s signature spicy basil tomato bisque; mixed with an unwaivering solid social-barrier of x-files and endless hours of unintelligible kaleidoscopic footage of ‘jazz – a film by ken burn’

by the 3rd day of infection one can be -ssured that a king-h-ll move of good-health shall force the cause and source of the problem inadvertently deep into a stomach, liberally coated with nyquil’s best and brightest.

the ensuing movement will bring upon a most glorious sh-t. the nyquil log, depending on the flavor of your choice, will be green and blue of the deepest pastels. the texture soft, like a fine woven-basket. rest -ssured, the evils of the common flu or even tuberculosis will be cured locked away within this hefty guardian-angel of a sh-tball.

(also see. robotripping)
hey man, didn’t you just get diagnosed with avian influenza

that was three days ago, by quickly springing nips into action i was able to recover, and snapped a pic of my 4.2 lbs “nyquil log”

d-mn son… that’s a blue sh-t!

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