O.B.P. Turd
noun
definition: a -m-ssive- t-rd of high density, weight, and size. it resembles an orbital ballistic projectile, which is a giant rod of metal (often tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these obps can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. this type of p–p may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. they usually also hurt like h-ll. it may take hours for the stench of an obp t-rd to clear from a bathroom.
steve: “dude, you alright in there?”
josh: “i don’t know dude, i just unleashed an o.b.p. t-rd in your toilet.”
steve: “is it broken?”
josh: “no, it’s still in one piece.”
steve: “i meant my toilet…”
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