oakton goggles
refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. symptoms of oakton goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. an average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have oakton goggles on.
sarah: “hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
bec: “oh you must have oakton goggles because he was not good looking!”
both: “hehe”
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