an inverse -n-logue to “dog-years,” in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-obama was the saddest of time warps known).
now, “obama-years” defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
“my god, i’ve gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, i am aging in obama-years. by the time we got him out in 2016 i wouldbe over one hundred obama’s-years-old! “
our god coolday sipped beer while laughing
picturing dairy products son, picturedairy, because you are a lactose intolerant little f-ckwad and i wish your mother had aborted you.
- d*ckin beers
when one consumes large amounts of beer (particularly in cans ) in a short period of time joe was d-ckin’ beers last night and now he’s p-ssed out on the couch.
a straight up person that says what’s on there mind. is not afraid of a confrontation. a lay back individual but in a certain will rip you head off. but all that aside a stand up person, funny, smart, grafter, fighter, down to earth, great lover, loyal. everyone needs a gollick everyone needs a gollick
your average hoe, will suck a d-ck for a soft serve from maccas and use the napkin to clean up the mess becky was being such a rachypop last night