obamamonies
money given to people who are dumb enough to vote for him.
welfare supervisor:can i help you?
welfare recipient: give me my obamamonies
welfare supervisor: what?
welfare recipient: you knows my monies i gets from dat black guy who runnin the place
welfare supervisor: what?
welfare recipient: give me my obamamonies
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