Obamyth
one of the mythical accusations sent in daily email format chock full of red state hysteria- decrying presidential candidate barack obama’s alleged ties to islam, communism and unpatriotic themes. these are usually forwarded by disenfranchised conservative acquaintances who cling to their guns and religion.
john: “that barack “hussein” obama is fixin’ to take over the whole wide world with his radical muslim, communist, gay, flag burnin’ conspiracy agenda. not on my watch!” (…spits tobacco into a styrofoam cup.)
bud: “that’s what we refer to in the industry as an obamyth.” (…as he deletes 37 forwarded emails about obama)
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