obligatory slowdown
when you’re speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.
i was bird-d-gg-ng fifteen over on i-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.
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