Occam’s laser


the most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.
teacher: cl-ss, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

student: well actually miss, occam’s laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.

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