Oenobonics


shorthand english that emerges following the ingestion of wine. it most commonly found in emails and social media posts.
post: well, so actually i think that’s why the nyt keeps david brooks around: he stimulates good conversation and eventually makes everyone feel smart –because they know he’s pretty smart and they figure out that they’re smart than him. you definitely are.

response: i cut out “er”s and “est”s after my first gl-ss of wine. i call it oen-bonics.

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