Off to Walmart


a phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating “first”. this is due to mike phillips of techpb, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local walmart, kicks in the door and screams, “first post b-tches!”

thus, instead of saying “first,” people may say, “off to walmart.”
i was the first to see the video, so i commented, “off to walmart.”

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