offense
when someone’s feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
to help a friend out with a member of the opposite s-x by “talking them up”; a wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
bro 1: “dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!”
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bro 2 (to girl): “hey what’s up, have you met my friend bro 1? he’s captain of the football team and thinks you’re pretty cute. you should talk to him”
girl: “omg ok”
it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.
guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a sl-t…offense!
man: ouch guy..that offended me!
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