office bingo
a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5×5 grid prior to a meeting and partic-p-nts “x” off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. winners must jump to thier feet and scream “bingo” at the time of victory.
vp: we’ll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
monkey: bingo!
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