Office Milf
a hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, cl-ssy enough, and definitely f-ckable.
karen (mother): today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a b-n-r..
lauren (daughter): well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn’t happen, but you’re poppin’ in the office.
karen: what would that make me?
lauren: an office milf, mom.
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