office slurp


term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. an office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
friend: hey,have you heard that marc has a fake p-ssy in his backpack??
other friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) that s what i call a real office slurp!

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