Offschwitz
it’s summertime in michigan and you find yourself in the woods.
here’s what you do: bust out a can of off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up–because they’ll be needing them later.
there you have it!
you’ve just created your own tactless holocaust joke to share with your friends.
“welcome to offschwitz!” as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
Read Also:
- OSDFIHASNDF
o suck d-ck f-ckinq iqnorant ho -ss stupid n-body d-ck f-ckerr(: qirl one: omq she p-ssed me off; i wuz like: “osdfihasndf!” qirl two: you shouda popped a cap in her d-ck suckinq -ss
- outfox
to outwit, to outsmart if you outfox him i’ll eat my hat. (v.) a derivative of fox (a s-xy woman) that is used to describe an instance where a woman’s s-xiness usurps or outwits that of another. 1. pippa really outfoxed kate at the royal wedding. 2. the bridesmaid is supposed to outfox the bride.
- Ovary tease
a c-ck tease is an attractive woman who flirts without delivering the ‘goods’. an ovary tease is a man who flirts with women just for attention, and has no intention of getting romantic. that guy is such an ovary tease, wow…..
- overbout
different to a common roundabout. if the roundabout is flat enough, it may be used as an overbout. officer: do you realise you just went over the roundabout back there me: yes officer, its an overbout
- over-message
when you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam message1: hi i remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah message 2: …. message 3: … reply: wtf!??? message 14: sorry, i wayyy […]