the best lifeguard at great wolf lodge, knows when the guest is in distress without even asking. they make the most saves and get our trunks wet
robert was the truest of og code 3’s.
- pudding *ss n*gg*
synonym for pie -ss n-gg-. a pudding -ss n-gg- is a fake as n-gg- who is actually soft as f-ck. im tired of these pudding -ss n-gg-s fake flexing on snapchat, they aint real.
rape isn’t rape if you have your socks on it was quintolorice
- bad owen
a bad owen who has showered the audience with cringe and triggering thoughts that is a very bad owen
- adrians monster
the large object that hides inside adrian’s pants. commonly referred to as the “big john special,” adrian’s monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical mark colby play jazz. adrian’s monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real mark colby reveals himself again. where […]
- sneeze and squeeze
when she ridin yo d-ck and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her p-ssy muscles bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl. i blew my load instantly