ogd
stands for oh g-d dang!! or oh g-d d-mn
guy: look at her b-tt!
guy2: ogd!!!!1
guy: hey shayla wants to come over tonight..
guy2: ogd!! someones gettin that german punani tonight!
thomas: t_t
obsessive grammar disorder
someone who constantly corrects another’s grammar…
to the point that you want to kill them.
but they can’t help it, it’s almost natural.
but sometimes, the errors are obvious.
see dumb-ss ocd
“i ain’t got no more money”
“you can’t say that! ain’t isn’t a word, it’s don’t! and you had a double negative! you have to say ‘i don’t have any more money’
“oh right! i forgot you are ogd! i better work on my grammar!”
a common computer misspelling of “god”, usually happening in instant messaging conversations.
– you’re such a demon!
– ogd! shut the f— up!
acronym:
original gansta dog (or dawg)
g1: i’m og.
g2: i’m triple og.
g3: i’m ogd!
advice: don’t front the ogd!!1
-rg-sm
the young lad, after he og’d in his pants, proclaimed to his friends, “holy sh-t”, that felt great.
three letter acronym for oh g-d debbie
ogd….i’m gonna p–p in your car!!
“original gangsta disease”:
1) a condition that causes sufferers who “were there” when cool sh-t went down back in the day to lord said presence at cool sh-t over the younger generations and consequently downplay the cultural/political contributions of contemporary writers/thinkers/musicians/artists etc.
2) a mental disorder common to aging hipsters who specifically view newer music as entirely derivative and without merit due to its youth.
3) the old (established) being jealous of the young (new). this is often disguised as wisdom.
4) a complex of symptoms known collectively as “‘i was there’ syndrome”
5) the desire to have been -ssociated with a defining cultural moment.
6) the inflation of personal involvement in said defining cultural moment.
1.
bernice: how pathetic. how quaint. you think that what you are listening to is authentic psychedelic garage rock? i was there when the 13th floor elevators invented both terms single-handedly… roky erickson played harp in my band (whose legendary, impossibly obscure ep introduced “tripping b-lls” into the popular lexicon)…..this was back when rock music was real. back when there were still unexplored territories to be claimed. back when lou reed was still with the shades.
thomas: listen biddy, get your o.g.d. checked out immediately. you dumb b-tch.
2.
lawrence is once again droning on about the master tapes for a lost 1967 monks soph-m-re lp that were destroyed when his german meth lab/recording studio went up in flames. what a douche.
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