Oh My God Bar


the oh my g-d bar, or omg bar, can be described as the bar above all p-ssenger windows in a car. this bar is used for holding onto when the driver is driving either too fast, or as if they were drunk.
driver: wheeeeeee!
p-ssenger: oh my god slow the f’k down. cant you see i’m holding onto the oh my god bar for dear life!?

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