Oil can


when a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in s-xual intercourse before he shoots his load. a thoroughly unsatisfactory sh-g.
i had s-x with martin last night. he was a total oil can – two pumps and a squirt and he was done.
a kick -ss pint of foster’s! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.
yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!
a large thick long c-ck that you shove into the dames violently!
ronnie shoved his oil can deep in amanda’s -ss till she cried.

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