Oily Chainsaw
while in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female’s r-ct-m. the male then proceeds to insert a string of -n-l beads into the r-ct-m of his partner. as the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. in a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. the resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.
bro 1: “what was that noise last night from your room?”
bro 2: “oh, that was me giving lilly an oily chainsaw. g-d the smell was terrible and now i have to repaint my wall.”
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