oily toucan
this is an advanced oral s-x position in which you’ll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman’s mouth. then use lube generously on the p-n-s and pringle beak. go on to do the normal f-ll-t– procedure.
male: oily toucan tonight?
female: you got the pringles, i got the lube.
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