when you are eating a fudgsicle whilst having s*x and *j*c*l*t* during a brain freeze.
ever have an oklahoma chiller? just wait. jack frost is gonna have a whole new meaning.
- squid p*rn
weaboo p*rn basically a squid either f*ck*ng another squid or j*panese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle ohhhh hik’o you made me ink in my pants ohhhh squid p*rn is animetastic
originally this is a russian word (“долбаеб”) that means a dumb man or an idiot in a rude form (in a very one). also a crazy guy might be called that way. – alex broke his car when he was drunk. – what a dolboeb! – this dolboeb is really going to do it (some […]
your p*n*s suck the sloppy end of my f*ckmuscle p*n*s, male organ, d*ck, c*ck… wanna feel my f*ckmuscle?
- grape day
‘grape day’ or just ‘grape’ waking up and realizing you’re not going to look good no matter how hard you try…..no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look. -wow it’s such a ‘grape day’ for me today *facepalm* why do i look like such a grape!