Old ’96er
a m-ssive beer bong with maximum capacity of 96 liquid ounces. it consists of a large funnel and clear plastic hose. designed primarily as a “show bong,” it is rarely filled to full capacity for practical usage. those who attempt a true “old ’96er” do so at their own peril, as the cost of the vomited beer far outweighs the short notoriety of attempting the stunt.
man, am i in a world of pain right now. i attempted an old ’96er last night. it didn’t go so well.
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