old as balls
something that is very old (many years have past). as b-lls are wrinkly (like old people), it makes a good -n-logy. alternately from the facts that the ‘ball’, a spherical object, has been around for pretty much ages.
“hey, did you see some of those artefacts in the museum?”
“yeah man, they old as b-lls!”
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