old bone kenobi


noun. an old pervert – typically in his early to mid 80’s – who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
jeffrey: don’t go to old man stevens place!

theo: wha?

jeffrey: he’s is the old bone ken-bi that i was telling you about today during home ec

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