old chinese dude


a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

i threw a can at this guy and yelled at him…little did i know that he was an old chinese man…the can still resides in my r-ct-m.

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