Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast
the old-fashoined country breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. if you’re a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, sunny d is a good subst-tute as well. although for centuries it was just called “uncle jasper’s off-limits o.j.”, it was officially re-named old-fashioned country breakfast by the drink’s main consumers, nashville rockers the daily howl.
“man, this old-fashioned country breakfast got me drunk as sh-t! i think i’mma take a nap before lunch!”
“you wanna go to cracker barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?”
“no thanks, i got plenty in this here gl-ss!”
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