Old Kaka


name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on “the holy day”. apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
watch out for the old kaka when you go down.

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