Old Man Winter
a creepy old man who rapes and -j-c-l-t-s on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. characterized by an icicle d-ck and two large snow b-lls. on walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. he has no mercy and is a rat b-st-rd.
-dude, i put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my -ss and had his way with me.
-that’s nothing dude. i woke up this morning and he’d blown his load on my face and there wasn’t enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.
an old confused cartoon character.
grandpa simpson
while in the midst of performing c-nn-l-ng-s, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman’s v-g-n-l c-n-l. peforming an old man winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent v-g-n-l flatulence.
dude, i did an old man winter on my girlfriend last night. she queefed immediately and then slapped me.
old man winter is an old, elderly person who is cold-hearted and cruel. he is the kind of person that most people don’t like.
watch out for old man winter!
old man winter is someone that is like a hobo but lives in a house
aka daniel wynter
old man winter… “lots”
look up “lots” for meaning
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