old mate


“old mate” is an australian colloquialism, usually used to refer to someone who you do not know the name of. it is normally used as a subst-tute for “that guy”, “this guy”, “his” or “he”. the person referred to as “old mate” is normally the subject of ridicule. when you use the term “old mate”, the target audience will normally always know who you are talking about, or easily be able to work it out.
just take a look at old mate’s hairy b-tt-cheeks sticking out of his pants.

look! old mate just jumped the queue!

old mate keeps f-cking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his t-st-cl-s.

old mate has f-cking smelly breath.
n. australian colloquialism. a replacement term for a person’s name within a sentence. usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her ident-ty can be deduced by the context of the message.

sometimes the ident-ty of old mate may not be discernable from the message’s context. quite often in such instances the ident-ty is immaterial to the underlying message.
person one: “i had s-x with old mate. again.”
person two: “you have to stop f-cking her, seriously.”

or

person one: “old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit.”
person two: “mcgrath had a shocker, hey….”
australia, “old mate” :
used to describe a person (not present) who you do not know very well, have not known very long and is therefore not your really your mate, but you do have some sort of general interaction with.
old mate who just moved in down the road asked me to mow his lawn.

did you see old mate nearly trip over ?

can you believe old mate pulling his car in front of mine like that !
1. word to describe a good friend.
2. name for a drug source you do not wish to reveal.
3. word to describe a perfect stranger (male) when saying something funny about them.
1. “whats up, old mate?”
2. “i got this gram from my old mate.”
3. “check out that old mate’s mullet”
old mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen’s earlybird dinner special at the local.
oy old mate, you. me. outside the r-ey. right now.
used to describe someone you dislike thereby avoiding using there name.
old mate slept with my girlfriend when i was serving overseas.

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