when your patient slathers his snack pack all over his t-st-cl-s.
i walked in and my patient had old pudding b-lls!
the effect of excessive speed-shipping. when someone attempts to acquire m-ssive amounts of virtual friends, i.e facebook twitter instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed. my speed-shipping game was so strong, that i caused myself to enter into a webbervex! the only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is […]
evil little ugly b-tch from h-ll bound and determined to slay all of the human race into extinction. xaresmae also known as the devils daughter
something you think is long but in reality is very short/small. disappointment i thought he had a huge c-ck but it was actually a debadyuti. sigh when will i learn?
the short way of saying “goodnight world!”…. yup, that’s it! “gnw, it’s time for me to go to sleep!”
- she farted on my d*ck
when a thot flagellates on your genitalia d-mn, she farted on my d-ck