Old Row Fraternity


the procreation of a ‘new row’ fraternity, which is an oxymoron. new rows are the old rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.
southern douche 1: “look over’t that new row yankee.”
southern douche 2: “huhuhuh d-mn, you recon he gots him a colored’n in his fraternity?”
southern douche 1: “i done think so…them dang ‘ol c–n lovers”
northern fraternity man “hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our old row fraternity.”
southern douche 2: “so does that make us new rowers?”
northern fraternity man: ‘…’

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