Old Sow


a verb used for when a person or thing gets extremely f-cked up or in some cases murdered. when one is in company familiar with the word it can be shortened to ‘sow’. the word is derived from an actual whirlpool of the coast of maine which has taken the lives of numerous fisherman.
you should have been their my man hollywood mercer old sowed like three dudes last night.

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