Oliver Ames High School


located in the affluent easton, m-ssachusetts, oliver ames is a small high school with almost all students being white, although it is becoming more diverse. there really aren’t many cliques; its more of a heavy partiers vs. non partiers. the majority of girls who attend oliver ames straighten their hair and wear uggs every single day, regardless of the weather. the kids who go to oa are often refereed to as stuck up, spoiled, wealthy, and preppy. they shudder in fear of the thought of brockton, or even stoughton. easton is boring and there’s nothing to do except go to target, drink, and get high. the football team generally doesn’t do so hot, because most of the good athletes go to private schools before freshman year. girls sports on the other hand are pretty good; they win a championship every few years. cross country is like a cult, but in a good way. the music kids always freak out the week before their show, but they pull it all together and it comes out well. the executive board and student council kids are insanely compet-tive and go full out for spirit week. someone ends up crying. the prom is always at the copley in boston, because the kids here are too good for the holiday inn, unlike every surrounding town. the school’s mascot is the tiger, and their colors are black and orange.
timothy: dude, i’m moving to easton and going to oliver ames high school next year.
alfred: aw bro, you’re going to become one of those popped collar abercrombie kids who thinks they’re tough and hangs out at bill’s on half days!
timothy: …oh, i’m sorry, i was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
alfred: oh no! you’re becoming one of them!
the cream of the crop some like to say. oliver ames high students thrive in academics, most p-ss mcas, and succeed greatly in athletics- minus the football team. the school is populated with mainly whites but every year becomes more diverse. the kids in this town are looked at as punks, lowlifes, or the cl-ssic “goodie two shoes” but in retrospect are sophisticated, stylish, and know how to have a good time. this towns rival, stoughton, a town consisted mainly of ethnicities other than whites that are horrendous at nearly every sport except basketball. oliver ames high’s teachers are relatively young and most make the cl-ss a desirable place allowing the students to use there ipods. overall it is a school of excellence in both athletic and academic ways. thank you.
a: wow! you got into northeastern?? you must have went to a smart school!

b: i went to oliver ames high school my friend.

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