Oliver Twist
1.) (n)- during doggy style s-x, your partner rolls to the side causing your p-n-s to rotate with it.
2.) (n)- an epic novel by charles d-ckens
1.) frank got an oliver twist from jane
2.) oliver twist was one of charles d-ckens memorable books.
5 more definitions
an epic novel from charles d-ckens.
when oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. what a b-st-rd.
someone who is never satisfied and always asks for more
our host asked if anyone wanted seconds. roger being the oliver twist that he is said yes.
mr. brown is never satisfied with his pay, he’s always asking for more
the breaking of a p-n-s, in four easy steps:
1. hold (the shaft of the p-n-s firmly with your hand or hands)
2. twist (the shaft of the p-n-s, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. pull (to successfully break a p-n-s!)
especially useful in situations of s-xual -ssault or rape.
use this knowledge wisely and with care.
in explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
a chinnese burn on the area of the male reproductive organ, the c-ck.
i got an oliver twist last night
when a man takes his p-n-s or “oliver” and twists it into the shape of a pretzel and inserts it into a womens v-g-n- and as he has intercourse his “olvier” untwists
“hey marvin what you do last night with meg?”
“n-gg- i gave her and oliver twist”
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