olympic boner
a term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical “b-n-r”
andy: shut up b-tch i am trying to watch the olympics!
blonde girl: i am naked and i want you to f-ck me.
andy: i don’t care! did you see that one-foot salchow by that russian skater?!?
blonde girl: no. you are f-cking crazy. i am spread-eagle waiting for it.
andy: go make me a sandwich! i have an olympic b-n-r!
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