Olympic Fire
requirements: you must have a fire crotch, a p-n-s, and two legs.
if you meet these requirements, then light the olympic fire, and let the games begin!
the fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman’s shoulders. he then sets his p-n-s on top of the woman’s head. the fire crotch symbolizes the olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
regina: “i didn’t know the 2008 summer olympics were already underway!”
roberta: “why yes, haven’t you heard? mike “the fire crotch” won all three places and has regained the olympic fire!”
regina: “hmmm. well i better catch the next winter olympics so i can watch the women’s arctic log compet-tion!”
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