olyn
an individual that hates organic chem, loves to raid her dining hall, has secret “urges” and desires that usually involve strawberries and cream.
also may be a cougar
1 she’s such an olyn.
2 i was chatting up that olyn at the bar, and before the night was over, i was her tiger.
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