Omaha, Nebraska
a city in nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. the largest high school is omaha central high school, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. it has two universities (creighton university, a private catholic college, and university of nebraska – omaha, a public college) a medical school (the university of nebraska medical center) and a community college (metropolitan community college). despite what some morons might say, we do not “spit in a can” and we are not hillbillies. in fact, i have only been to a farm twice in my life. we are probably bigger than your city.
idiot: you going to omaha, nebraska? bring a straw hat!
normal person: no. i’m a city girl, moron.
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the city where they ride tractors to work and on friday nights the teenagers play “spit-in-the-can”
“i am going on vacation to omaha, nebraska!”
“bring a straw hat.”
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