omamacare
all millennials are created special; they are endowed by the lifetime care of their mamas with certain unalienable rights, that among these are free education, free rent, free transportation, free food, free insurance, free medical/dental care, paid vacations, weekly allowance, and undoubtedly the privilege to pursue nothing in life but total happiness with complete confidence and no worries about self-sustaining ambition.
without omamacare, i would have to get a job and support myself. i can’t think about that right now.
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