OMFJ
the rasta version of omfg.
“oh my f-cking jah”
omfj, mon!
omfj simply means oh my f-cking jelly, stronger version of omj
omfj!
guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
guy 2: really? that’s amazing, omfj! i envy you
omfj is the acronym of ‘oh my freckled jesus’
freckled jesus is also known as marco bott, from attack on t-tan.
vanessa: “omfj i just finished attack on t-tan”
bob: “really? that’s so cool!”
oh my f-cking jew.
boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- omfj i forgot
i hate that ppl think it’s oh my f-ckin jonas! like they are some sort of f-ckin gods…wtf it’s oh my f-ckin jesus!
child:oh my god!
parent: don’t take the lords name in vain!
child: oh my f-ckin jesus! (omfj)
parent: hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!
oh my freaking jihad
omfj it’s christmas season already
“oh my f-cking jonas” (jonas brothers reference)
like omj but with much more emotion behind it
“omj, i met the jonas brothers!”
“omfj, why didn’t you get their autograph for me!”
(catfight ensues)
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