OMFM
oh my f-cking moses
commonly used by jews as an alternative for omfg. it can also mean oh my f-cking menorah
jew: omfm! i’m not paying extra shipping an handling to double my info-mercial offer!
2 more definitions
oh my f-ck me 🙂
instead of saying omg (oh my god)
friend one: i fancy oliver
friend two: omfm!!!
shorter term for the “old men f-ck me” club. generally used when other amles are being gay/r-t-rded.
johnny: 2+2=5 jerry, duh.
jerry: johnny, you look pretty sweaty, did you just come from an omfm meeting?
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