when you send a video you shouldn’t to literally everyone and you feel like such mush and everyone h8s u.
mariana: hahhaha lol i luv chicken cutlets, watch this video of me eating chicken cutlets
burnt sweet potato: *sends to everyone* omg so spicy
mariana: hahaha every1 h8s u xd lolol so funny
- soggy pizookie
when one person is laying down and another is on top f-cking their mouth until they both c-m simultaneously adam and i did the soggy pizookie last night
- share the kebab
when you’re f-cking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that’s moving “i was trying to f-ck theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster”
the bigger of a pair or group of bens. is in no way a s-xual reference and is perfectly legible as a leaver’s jacket nickname. hey benjamaximum! over here!
has as small d-ck that hit on the hottest girls d-ck zacharee is a f-cking -sshole
- anna dinoto
she’s trash with money always walking around school alone bec her boyfriend cheated on her. no one actually likes her the only reason why anyone still talks to her is bec she go major cash. yo girl did you hear what anna dinoto did. no what did she do. she be sucking everyone’s d-ck, like […]