OMG WTF HOW
1) when your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) the phrase you say when your ugly friend gets h-t on.
1) -dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?
-omg wtf how
2) -that chick totally got laid.
-omg wtf how
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