omgeesus
used when the regular ‘omg’ does not have enough emphasis. appropriate only in text. it should never be spoken aloud to avoid the angry wrath of g-d.
“dude, i just got a new bong!”
“omgeesus i’m so down.”
“omgeezus im drunvk aas fick..”
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